Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist..

Robert Downey Jr, Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth are my babies. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. 'Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?' 'He's my brother. He killed eighty people in two days. He's adopted.' 'Target acquired. Target engaged. TARGET ANGRY!' 'Is everything a joke to you? Funny things are.' 'Stark, we need a plan of attack. I have a plan: attack.' 'That's my secret Cap. I'm always angry' 'You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?'

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bloodshotmary: IT HAS FEETIES FEEE. TIEEES.

bloodshotmary:

IT HAS FEETIES

FEEE. TIEEES.

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reblog if you have a big penis but you dont let that define you

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allnightnoise:

hover for romneys best argument

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